your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
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