my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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