She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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