I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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