she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Randomize
