im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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