if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
i believe in u and ur pee
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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