Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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