you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Still dying that you shit outside
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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