he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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