whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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