They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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