Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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