just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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