I'm drive I can fine osifer
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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