I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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