let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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