But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
the liver wants what the liver wants
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
