So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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