Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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