that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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