It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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