Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
We got so high we made milksteak
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
not ubering you a puppy
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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