Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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