i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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