You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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