i barfeds in our rink
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
why is half of my head shaved?
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