i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Be still, my beating vagina.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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