How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Sorry about my life...
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize