the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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