sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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