great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Randomize
