New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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