this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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