She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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