Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I got chris browned last night
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
We're too hungover to prance.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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