Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
