ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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