She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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