When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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