I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
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New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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