Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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