I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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