I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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