I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Randomize