Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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