I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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