Whod you bang
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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