That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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