therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
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Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
You were trust falling into bushes
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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