You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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