in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I think your dad took our porno
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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