I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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