I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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