I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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