Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I just found puke in my bra..
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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