there's paper in my vomit.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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