I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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