Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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