I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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